Aw, darn. And here I was hoping this was a sly trolling. Becasue: Rutherford B. Hayes! How awesome is that name? Almost as great as Grover Cleveland! (“Heeeeyyyy Froggie Baaaabyyyyyyy!”)
(no comment on either of their presidencies)
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Seeing that cult like recitation, I wonder what these people will be saying when Trump dies in a few years. Like, I’m sure not even their leader’s rotting corpse will be enough to get them off of this nonsense.
Can you be the acting president from heaven? Do we get an official medium to channel his executive orders?
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They don’t understand that a “corporation” can be something other than a business. Specifically they don’t know what “municipal corporation” means.
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Ummmm, raises hand, “Historical objection!”
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obviously Trump will be bumping Jesus out of his seat, to sit at the right hand of God, it’s all there in the Qdrops
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But Trump is never responsible for the bad things (even when he’s indisputably president), only the good things (even if it happened before he was elected)!
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Yet when the Orange Oaf said that he was vaccinated to his faithful at a recent rally, they booed him.
No doubt they still support him. I guess there’s no shortage of stupid and self-delusional.
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Yeah even if she were referring to the Articles of Confederation (I have heard theories that the ratification of the Constitution violated the Articles of Confederation and is, therefore, invalid, and the Articles of Confederation should still be in effect), that wasn’t ratified until 1781.
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Knowing Trump, it won’t be long before he decides this is a viable claim to make, at least to keep the attention of the suckers he’s grifting.
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It’s probably something akin to the “sovereign citizens” argument claiming that any court which does business under a gold-fringed US flag (the so-called “admiralty flag”) is unlawful and has no jurisdiction.
Except in this case, in QAnon-land, any Administration after a certain Constitutional Amendment has been unlawful (unbeknownst to those Administrations and the entire country!) It’s unclear why Trump would suddenly be the first lawful POTUS since then. (Indeed, wouldn’t his entire first term have been “unlawful”?)
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This goes through some history of the 19th president qspiracy:
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I wonder this too. They’re really grasping at straws now, desperate to somehow make Trump relevant again before 2024… if he croaks, who will they shift to? Or will they just implode and go quiet at long last? If they do, how can they ever function with heads full of obsolete conspiracy theories?
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Well history of quack cults shows that they don’t always need to shift to another person (see Johanna. Southcott, Joseph Smith, and Jesus Christ for examples) though the group often schisms at that point.
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Probably one of his spawn, Ivana most likely, since she is his favorited (shiver) child. They can’t possibly keep up with Trump though. He’s so focused on himself, Narcissus tells him he needs to get over it.
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A new Trump-based religion is both intensely disgusting (and this from a person who has a very negative view of religions in general) and horribly plausible. It’s certainly not a big leap from the way they’re treating him now. He’s a golden (or, well, orange) idol of bigotry, greed, freedom from consequences and compassionless self-interest. Exactly the values they prize most highly and desperately want a savior to make socially acceptable and dominant in American culture (even moreso than they already are).
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It’s always so flabbergasting how the hordes gush over Trump. Him? At least, with Geo W Bush, you have a bona-fide evangelical. At least with Reagan, you have a plausible Christian with (B-)movie-star cred. But Man-baby-oaf Trump? The most flawed “christian” gets the most hallowed status?
The only way I can comprehend it is that, in the recesses of their amygdalas, they know he sucks, and they only way they can tolerate him is by overcompensating, making him more holy than holy, so as to overwhelm his obvious horribleness. (Well, and, by his acts, he has done more for Conservatism [that is, the dark triad of Evangelicals, the hyperwealthy 0.1%, the Alt-right] than Reagan, Bush-41, and Bush-43 put together.)
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A truly guilt-free no-sleep-lost reason to break off from loony family members.
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