Obviously he doesn’t work for John West Salmon,
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There are some parts of the English-speaking world (Canada is one) where prepositions are used more liberally. “It’s up over there, eh?” is perfectly standard in some areas, no matter how much it may annoy others.
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“Believe me!”
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We should stop all this bear thing till we figure it out. I will have the best biologyites blogists biogits animal people working for me and we will have the best answers.
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At least it’s not wolves in the walls… cause eventually… it’s all over!
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That one does not worry me at all. I have a feeling Canada may be able to improve on the sentence “What did you bring that book that I don’t want to be read to from out of about ‘Down Under’ up for?” - a virtuoso ending of a sentence with nine prepositions (that’s a silly rule and it deserves no better), which I could understand with only a slight furrowing of the brows. I am not by nature a Grammar National Socialist, but “inside of” feels wrong to me.
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I bet that there are marketing companies right now who want to sell the data of which foods it ate.
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“I will have the best biologyites blogists biogits animal people working for me…”
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He’s using our wifi to download porn torrents!
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I weirdly imagined my mother and my teenaged self in this situation:
“We have a bear inside of our house right now.”
“Quick! Make sure we have the good towels and nice soaps in the bathroom!”
“Mom! It’s a bear!”
“Oh no, I’m out of cookies. What do we have that goes with tea?”
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Revenge for Goldilocks’ prior shenanigans, I presume?
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Like furniture, clothing, … flesh.
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Seriously. The last jump scare that got me like that was the original Paranormal Activity, and this guy wasn’t even trying.
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Inside of a bear it’s too dark to read
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…and on the other end of the spectrum…
OH BOY! CUDDLES!!
Honestly, my first thought upon seeing that 
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