We Have No Names

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Unnamed horrors, apparently.

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Creepy and Creepier; buy the set.

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To give them names is to give them power.

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Do The Children of the Corn have names?

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Carl and Carol. Carl is not the kid I’d want to be stuck in a box with either.

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It is not a request.

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It’s a trap. Like a stray cat, if you name them they’re yours… forever.

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Last time I saw something that creepy it was chasing Karen Black around a house with a steak knife.

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Napkin Tablecloth and Stodgy McFeltypants.

First thing to pop into my head.

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I name you Hansel and GetthefuckoutofhereyoucreepyfucksAHHHHH.

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Yikes! In black and white, that could pass for an old family photo of my dead ancestors.

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I have no mouth and I must scream.

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My first thought was:
rapey-Ole and Lena

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I’d demand a Unicorn Chaser, but it would probably turn out to be a creepy smooth pink unicorn with menacing wall-eyes and a blunt, somewhat curved horn that makes you vaguely uncomfortable.

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We like you, new mommies and daddies. We want to stay with you for ever. And ever. And ever.

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“Cereal Killer: FYI man, alright. You could sit at home, and do like absolutely nothing, and your name goes through like 17 computers a day. 1984? Yeah right, man. That’s a typo. Orwell is here now. He’s livin’ large. We have no names, man. No names. We are nameless!”

Crash and burn?

Cereal killer and Lord nikon?

Just me…?

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I was gonna go with Crabby and Crabbier.

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Sister and Sinister