We Have No Names


#1

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#2

Unnamed horrors, apparently.


#3

Creepy and Creepier; buy the set.


#4

To give them names is to give them power.


#5

Do The Children of the Corn have names?


#6

Carl and Carol. Carl is not the kid I'd want to be stuck in a box with either.


#7

It is not a request.


#8

It's a trap. Like a stray cat, if you name them they're yours... forever.


#9

Last time I saw something that creepy it was chasing Karen Black around a house with a steak knife.


#10

Napkin Tablecloth and Stodgy McFeltypants.

First thing to pop into my head.


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#12

I name you Hansel and GetthefuckoutofhereyoucreepyfucksAHHHHH.


#13

Yikes! In black and white, that could pass for an old family photo of my dead ancestors.


#14

I have no mouth and I must scream.


#15

My first thought was:
rapey-Ole and Lena


#16

I'd demand a Unicorn Chaser, but it would probably turn out to be a creepy smooth pink unicorn with menacing wall-eyes and a blunt, somewhat curved horn that makes you vaguely uncomfortable.


#17

We like you, new mommies and daddies. We want to stay with you for ever. And ever. And ever.


#18

"Cereal Killer: FYI man, alright. You could sit at home, and do like absolutely nothing, and your name goes through like 17 computers a day. 1984? Yeah right, man. That's a typo. Orwell is here now. He's livin' large. We have no names, man. No names. We are nameless!"

Crash and burn?

Cereal killer and Lord nikon?

Just me..?


#19

I was gonna go with Crabby and Crabbier.


#20

Sister and Sinister