Originally published at: Weird red light beam seen in Houston sky | Boing Boing
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It’s the Eye of Sauron, obviously
Those darn kids with their laser pointers…
At Penn State in the 90’s they had a giant frikkin laser that pointed up into the sky every night one summer that looked like this, only moreso. I heard it was meteorology research.
Ok, cool. I think the AG’s office is a bit to the right, though. Just keep going…
Swamp Gas? Weather Balloon?
Just a test of the Jewish Space Laser system, move along.
“KHOU 11 meteorologist Tim Pandajis thinks he has a possible explanation.”
Weren’t no meteor, why you asking him?
Hasn’t Texas been having a lot of wildfires lately?
Test successful.
If video games have taught me anything, that marks the portal to the final boss fight.
Save your game first, then go.
A weird red bean? Oh? Nevermind then.