Weird red light beam seen in Houston sky

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It’s the Eye of Sauron, obviously

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Those darn kids with their laser pointers…

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At Penn State in the 90’s they had a giant frikkin laser that pointed up into the sky every night one summer that looked like this, only moreso. I heard it was meteorology research.

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pillar-of-fire

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Ok, cool. I think the AG’s office is a bit to the right, though. Just keep going…

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Swamp Gas? Weather Balloon?

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Forget Will Smith GIF

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Just a test of the Jewish Space Laser system, move along.

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“KHOU 11 meteorologist Tim Pandajis thinks he has a possible explanation.”

Weren’t no meteor, why you asking him?
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Hasn’t Texas been having a lot of wildfires lately?
Test successful.

If video games have taught me anything, that marks the portal to the final boss fight.

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Save your game first, then go.

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It’s obviously just a really big sling-ring portal like the ones Dr. Strange makes, seen edge on.

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A weird red bean? Oh? Nevermind then.