Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/12/26/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-in-2020.html
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Who’s this “we”, buddy?
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Base, trace, etc.
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How shitfaced do you need to be to “WAS INTOXICATED & IS UNCERTAIN IF SHE USED HER ANAL BEADS OR NOT, CANT FIND THEM @ HOME […] NONE FOUND IN ER EXAM”
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recta
ani
penes
Okay? Not everything is just add an s, and what a boring language if it were.
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I guess someone put a different spin on the old advice about an apple a day… 
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paywalled?
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This article makes it abundantly clear: I’ve got to be more careful esp. in the bathroom and shower. I don’t want to get shampoo bottles accidentally inserted up me bum.
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Who hasn’t fallen in the shower and had a shampoo bottle venture up the back? Took me four tries to get the fall right though.
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and the things pulled from noses appear to be mostly children
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lol “annual”
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I noticed the word, “may,” as if permission to insert things from the list was being granted. So much for that medical website’s credibility.
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Those people must have huge nostrils.
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Well… “may” also indicates probability.
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Pretty sure 2020 itself got pulled out of someone’s ass.
Yeah, I’m really not sure how anyone managed to get a child stuck up their nose, even a recognizable part of one.
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