Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/05/14/what-do-you-think-happens-wh.html
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oblig.
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I know kung fu!
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Pretty lovely answer Keanu.
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I continue to be impressed by his apparent lack of ego and his thoughtfulness - qualities typically scarce amongst the moviestar set.
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Wise Surfer Dude
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The sad thing is that nobody loves John Wick, they all just ‘respect’ him because he’s really good at killing people. It’s nice to have a skill.
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The answer is also dependent on whether you can defeat the Grim Reaper in four subsequent games of Battleship, Clue, Electronic Football and Twister.
Or at least buy some time by giving him a wedgie and running for it.
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We already covered this in another thread.
Ideally, something like this:
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And Keanu should know, because he’s immortal. 
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I tell my Dear Wife to flush my ashes down the toilet, so every time she uses the ladies room she’ll remember me.
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Embed yourself into the lid and she’ll never forget.
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That’s a bit excessive.
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I saw that. It was a good answer. Not sure why Colbert sprung that on him.
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Dogs love him.
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My father’s wife recently passed away. When he went to go pick up her ashes, he found she had picked the cheapest possible box option. A cardboard box with her name on a sticker. He decided to spring for an upgrade to a wood box with her name engraved. As Keanu knows, the box isn’t really for her anyway.
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You know talk shows are scripted, right? And Keane Reeves is an, umm, actor, right?
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Refreshing to hear people with boatloads of cash not pretending to have all the answers.
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