What is the best name to ask Siri to call you?

[DukeTrout]

@jab

mine calls me “Mr Fancypants”. I forget every time and it cracks my kids up.

[tigerberry]

I originally told Google Assistant to call me “ma’am”, but it didn’t really work out because she’s normally fairly informal.

Now she calls me “darling”.

[capnjimbo]

@Franko

perhaps my phone is going to be less formal for 2020.

By my reckoning, “Mr Fancypants” is way more formal than “Sir”. Might explain why I don’t get about in high society much.

[ccouvillion]

Siri, call me Ishmael.

[ludd]

Exactly what place should such a steaming heap of do do have in your life? You need something to talk to you? Get a parrot.

[Thermironic]

I ended up with the Carly Rae Jepsen edition of Siri. It calls me “Maybe”.

[DukeTrout]

@ccouvillion

Siri, call me Ishmael.

Siri: Herman, I would prefer not to.