Based on this extremely grainy, wobbly, angled footage, I have to conclude it’s inarguable proof of either bigfoot or aliens.
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+1 for the Jojo reference 
Haven’t these people seen any horror movies? Why would you handle a creature like that??
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It does just look like a viscous fluid, based on that footage
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The footage is not really conclusive, to put it mildly. If I have to guess, I would go into the direction of a sea cucumber - if they are close enough to the sea, that is.
Well according to the tenets of Mercerism taking care of a real live animal helps build your empathy for others, which is why I’ve taken this job to hunt and kill a record number of Nexus-6 models so I can finally make enough money for a real goat. That will be swell, and finally bring meaning to my life.
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good call, that thing moved like ribbon worm. i think you are onto something with that.
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Indeed. And as we all know from Science, if they can get that big, they can get biggerest.
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Elephant trunk snake? They’re mostly aquatic, up to about six foot long, and are found in Malaysia (among other places).
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“Holy shit, Jay, it’s a baby fucken whale, man! We gotta call the coast guard or the aquarium. It looks like it’s sick, bro!”
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