What is your Band Name, Rapper Name, Album Name

Which is something of an oxymoron, when you think of it.

Skateboard To the Face:
Young People Retaliate With Shocking Finality To Unchecked Abuse

(B side filler track: Good deal on this 8-inch non-stick frying pan)

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Beat Saber

First Album: Fourier Monotonicity

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Hieronymus Bosch Butt Music

It’s basically the intro to a mid-70’s Sabbath song.

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Hunky Punk

Ironically, an example of a hunky punk is Sheela Na Gig.

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@mallyboon coined “One Million Moans”

First single: Fruit Bowl Surprise.

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Two apple pickers one basket?

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Abundance of Caution.

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It’s the Sound that’s Going Around.

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Love it. Side B should be a set of tracks whose first letters spell out COVID…
Catch It if You Can
Oh, say can you Breathe
Ventilator Boogie
I Don’t Wear a Mask, Why Should You?
Dummies Gonna Dumb
And the bonus track:
19 Ways to Leave Your Country in Ruins

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“Virus Outbreak Trump”

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Uri Geller cover-band, mind bending stuff with an unbelievable sound.

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Y’know, a bent spoon should actually fill the role of a theremin’s loop antenna just fine. Seems like an obvious implement for making spooky noises in this case.

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I bet there’s a Boinger on here right now who could mod one.

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Fabulous support act with a folksy feel.

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Ricin Umbrella

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The Whale Dicks:

Nine Weird Penises in the Animal Kingdom

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Crash Blossoms

First album: Soylent Green Acres

1 Like