What is your Band Name, Rapper Name, Album Name

[anon48584343]

Rap Rock band of the week: Army of Gay Escorts After Sen. Lindsey Graham

SIGNS: Army Of Gay Escorts After Sen. Lindsey Graham!

Sounds like a band on he Black Cat schedule.

[DonatellaNobody]

@anon48584343

ARMY of gay male escorts coming for his ass

Never mind…

[anon59592690]

Their cover of “Boogaloo Boys Go Round The Outside” gets too much airplay.

[anon59592690]

@anon48584343

Recursive Monuments.

Genre: Power Metal.

[anon48584343]

Recent hits:

Melt Down Again and Again
Rodin Statue Factory Inferno
Bronze Age (remix)

[anon59592690]

Available on Foundry Records.

[Ratel]

Obelisk of Wokeness

The Wokening

Woked Up, Didn’t Choked Up
I Would Woke 500 Miles
Lightning Strikes (1 to 4 Times a Year)
Woke Me Up Before You Go-Go
Woking in Memphis
Woke Up Little Suzie
If I Should Die Before I’m Woke
Woke This Way
Eminently Punchable Face

[Immutable_Mike]

"They want to throw God's wonderful breathing system out": Comments from Florida anti-maskers

In the interests of intellectual consistency; should we be verifying that all advocates of “God’s perfect breathing system” have never undergone a tonsillectomy or other desecration of said breathing system; and stone to death the ones that have? Good epistemological hygiene is important.

Epistemological Hygiene are definitely a mathcore band.

[GoatCheezInfrno]

Ablative Meat Armor
First album: Sacrificial Lambs

[anon48584343]

@Mindysan33 Bookslut is Dead, Long Live Bookslut

A Romance Novelcore Band

Heaving Alabaster Bosoms (Reprise)
Dark and Stormy Nights; His body was hard not hard like Milosevic.
Cockroach in a sugar bowl (Remix)
Like the wind, she ran; “Starbuck!” I cried.

[DonatellaNobody]

Cheap Race Tickets, best known for:

Save Ferris - Spam

[smulder]

Chernobyl fungus

EDIT: just released their debut album “evil deposits from the spirit husband”

[Ratel]

Which is something of an oxymoron, when you think of it.

[GilbertWham]

Skateboard To the Face:
Young People Retaliate With Shocking Finality To Unchecked Abuse

(B side filler track: Good deal on this 8-inch non-stick frying pan)

[GoatCheezInfrno]

Beat Saber

First Album: Fourier Monotonicity

[Ratel]

Hieronymus Bosch Butt Music

It’s basically the intro to a mid-70’s Sabbath song.

[Ratel]

Hunky Punk

Ironically, an example of a hunky punk is Sheela Na Gig.

[ClutchLinkey]

@mallyboon coined “One Million Moans”

The One Million Moms hate groups is triggered by fruit bowls

I am planning to start a group called One Million Moans. Our job will be to roll our eyes, facepalm and - yes - give an exhausted moan whenever someone finds something completely innocuous, banal, or stupid to be upset about.

First single: Fruit Bowl Surprise.

[anon48584343]

Two apple pickers one basket?

[teknocholer]

Abundance of Caution.

@beschizza

“According to the White House, the president will work from the hospital’s presidential offices out of “an abundance of caution” following earlier news of his positive COVID-19 test.”