What is your Band Name, Rapper Name, Album Name

[Ignatius]

@anon26625345

gibbering piss-weasel.

[Ratel]

That’s gratifying to hear; it made me giggle, but then I’m working on a month of sleep deprivation.

[Nonentity]

The Keming Megafucks

(is “typography punk” a music genre?)

[Vert]

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Lawn Jawas
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[HMSGoose]

In plant evolution terms, avocados shouldn't even exist

I keep hearing about how awesome the bananas of yesteryear were.

Band: Bananas of Yesteryear

In plant evolution terms, avocados shouldn't even exist

Ever had avocados the South Asian way? They’re considered a sweet, not a savory. Quick dessert: mash avocado with sweetened condensed milk and sprinkle with that lovely crunchy sugar that’s a lot thicker than what’s sold in the U.S. Really yummy! (edited because I’m having weird issues today with typing words which are correctly spelled but not the right syntax)

Album: the South Asian way

[GilbertWham]

@sluggo

Jesus Beyonce demon freaks

Band name

@sluggo

Donny is the Antichrist

First album

[HMSGoose]

Father builds DIY 'American Ninja Warrior' course for daughter in back yard

I like the stuffed animals set up as an audience… Take that, helicopter, bubble wrapping parents… googling “attractive nuisance” is an exercise left to the reader.

Band: Attractive Nuisance
Album (experimental electronica): Helicopter, Bubble Wrapping

[OtherMichael]

#Malignant Clown

[anon26304152]

Marmot Head Hitler

“Edgy” Lounge Act they are playing the Airport Hilton every third Saturday of the Month. Come early for the good tables. Two drink minimum.

[LearnedCoward]

Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for the Mexican techno stylings of Transistor Mariachi!

[GilbertWham]

Ed Cox has you covered there.

[anon35121463]

Inadvisable Pants
My MC Hammer tribute project.

[OtherMichael]

bandname:
#Japh Infection

 

album: fish whistle

[ficuswhisperer]

NYT op-ed: "Detested and defeated, Donald Trump is now in a tear-the-country-down rage"

Band name: Ein Sexmonster
Album: Sexuellen Attacken

(Makes me think of the Rapeman tradition of “hey guys let’s use the most offensive name we can think of”)

[GilbertWham]

The Wrong Lizards: Vote Early, Vote Often!

[Snowlark]

Band name: Albini
Album: Shove This Up Your Laptop [vinyl-only release]

[ficuswhisperer]

Ah, that must be the long awaited sequel to The Rich Man’s Eight Track Tape.

I loved that album’s epic liner notes:

This compact disc, compiled to exploit those of you gullible enough to own the bastardly first generation digital music system, contains all-analog masters. Compact discs are quite durable, this being their only advantage over real music media. You should take every opportunity to scratch them, fingerprint them, and eat egg and bacon sandwiches off them. Don’t worry about their longevity, as Philips will pronounce them obsolete when the next phase of the market-squeezing technology bonanza begins.

[Snowlark]

Interesting fact: More recently, Albini went on record about how he doesn’t have a problem with digital, even Spotify, for casual listening. He just doesn’t view it as the singularly essential medium for music (which, to his ears, is still analog).

[anon26304152]

Wrong things that programmers believe, a curated list

medieval erection of parapets Ooh, best name for a rock band.

[HMSGoose]

@HMSGoose

Artist (And first-gen reusable rocket prototype): KSR-1
Song: Woop Woop, da sound of da Science Police!

I guess this actually belongs here