What is your Band Name, Rapper Name, Album Name

[ficuswhisperer]

Man attempts illegal soak in Yellowstone acidic hot pool, is reduced to wallet and flip-flops

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/11/17/man-attempts-illegal-soak-in-a.html …

Reduced to Wallet and Flip-Flops by Illegal Attempt to Bathe

[GilbertWham]

Props to the originator.

@teknocholer

hypothetical white male.

[GilbertWham]

Swivet is quite a good band name in and of itself.

[nemomen]

Is it valid to use a band name from your own comment you just posted? If so, then:

@nemomen

crotch-pixels

[GilbertWham]

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@Blaze_Curry

stabbin’ hobos

[GilbertWham]

­ [quote=“frauenfelder, post:1, topic:90303”]
truculent hippo:
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@Mister44

murder high score

(why doesn’t ampersand shy semicolon work anymore, dammit?)
ETA sophomore album:

@Mister44

internalized testicles

[GilbertWham]

As we are watching the new Woman in Black:

Millenial Actors

Pointless Remake

[daneel]

Feed the Bone

@jlw

feed the bone

[ChuckV]

Band Name: Jewish Members

First single: The First Cut is the Deepest

The Beastie Boys' Ad-Rock designed a shoe whose profits will go to Planned Parenthood

Jewish members but not Jewish music. Used to make Jewish music but not any more. Are you familiar with the why they perform only for women? There is a variably adhered part of halacha known as kol isha where men arent supposed to listen to women singing (with variances depending on various rulings, situations, etc.). I’ve heard that Bulletproof Stockings are good but never heard them.

[anon35121463]

Cement Mixer - “Expectations and Spoilage”

A legend on the local grindcore scene, Cement Mixer’s first album does not fail to deliver all the ear-shattering sonic violence that has made them infamous on the circuit.

[GilbertWham]

@ficuswhisperer

deadly oobleck

Can’t think what the first album is called though.

[anon26304152]

Mercury Falling?

[ficuswhisperer]

Once again, McDonald's NEVER paid anyone millions for serving coffee that was too hot

Melted genitals is seriously my go-to response when people bring up this suit.

Melted Genitals new album My Go-to Response

[GilbertWham]

­ ­[quote=“gadgetgirl02, post:7, topic:91658”]
absorbed embryos
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@gadgetgirl02

vanishing twin syndrome

[LearnedCoward]

Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for the nerdcore swing revival stylings of The Big Band Theory!

Kissenger "simulates" kissing loved ones

Who called “The Big Band Theory” “Minstrel for Nerds”? They were smart whoever they were.

[SenorSchaffer]

Ha! Brilliant typo on my part.

[ficuswhisperer]

If MacOS is a path through the gloomy forest, Windows 10 is a carnival in an open field

Linux is like an anarchist bookfair. Once you have found out about it and have the desire to go, you learn that while you have a lot more personal control you also need the community to help you make it work. I’ll admit I haven’t found a distro with the mandatory video and Q&A session about the Spanish Civil War yet.

Anarchist Bookfair

[GilbertWham]

@Ryuthrowsstuff

talented, attractive bartenders

Stuck for an album title tho.

Eta: au contraire:

@Ryuthrowsstuff

with regards to food and drink

[Snowlark]

Band name: Clicking Tongues
Debut EP: Lithium Party (thanks, @Garymon!)

[Garymon]

Always happy to inspire band names and albums.