I really need that panel of trust, tranquility and wood that Abraham Lincoln, the spacewalk suit and the beaver bring to rozerem.
The smirk sort of says ‘I can snow you with angry menace and invulnerability. Are you buying that?’
A little context; home goods side of toy aisles?
Your medically rekt rage Dad, a patriotic kaiju and an ice witch would like to suggest a duvet cover.
Maybe it’s ‘The Ice Crib has Laputa train sets and Ponyo wall decals, and even a restaurant-under-the-train-platform hot food teaset, but maybe you want a scarred, forbidding, nationalist nightmare like this for your childhood, or some required-attendance birthday?’ No? [Mopes out with sign #NoGhibliBan #NoTitanWall.]
