You think Captain America being a Nazi is bad? Try Spider-Man as a stripper

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Comic Con is coming. Indeed.

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I don’t see anything wrong at all with Spider-Man as a stripper. Can’t you just hear Tom Jones crooning “You can leave your mask on”?

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My Spidey Sense is tingling at the thought.

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Yes, actually being a Nazi is worse than being a stripper.

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Also this has in fact happened in the comics.

With Deadpool, naturally.

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I am offended by this comic.

Succubuses are female. Incubuses are male.

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Don’t you mean succubi and incubi?

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and gender is fluid.

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My phone’s spell check accepts the -es plural, so close enough.

Meh. Until they come up with a gender neutral term that describes either, I’ll be pedantic.

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Cubi? ( Pointless wathaling to get over 6 characters, seriously why the war against succinctness?)

Looks to me that Spidey also has an asphyxiation fetish going on.

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So, if you’re already a Nazi and then become a stripper, you’re improving yourself, right?

Uh, I’m asking for a friend…

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I find nothing wrong with strippers, Nazis not so much.

Also, who is that? I do think Nazi shit just ruins a nice set of tats. No lady, the hat and swastika doesn’t make you sexy, it makes you look like a an asshole.

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when he looks at himself naked in the mirror I guess he must complain about that darn Parker luck.

No idea. Just one of the first results for Nazi stripper.

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Oh god, how many did you get when you looked it up? I can’t even…

You are Max Mosley and I claim my free Formula 1 tickets!

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