You think Captain America being a Nazi is bad? Try Spider-Man as a stripper


#1

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#2

Comic Con is coming. Indeed.


#3

I don’t see anything wrong at all with Spider-Man as a stripper. Can’t you just hear Tom Jones crooning “You can leave your mask on”?


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#5

My Spidey Sense is tingling at the thought.


#6

Yes, actually being a Nazi is worse than being a stripper.


#7

Also this has in fact happened in the comics.

With Deadpool, naturally.


#8

I am offended by this comic.

Succubuses are female. Incubuses are male.


#9

Don’t you mean succubi and incubi?


#10

and gender is fluid.


#11

My phone’s spell check accepts the -es plural, so close enough.

Meh. Until they come up with a gender neutral term that describes either, I’ll be pedantic.


#12

Cubi? ( Pointless wathaling to get over 6 characters, seriously why the war against succinctness?)


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#14

Looks to me that Spidey also has an asphyxiation fetish going on.


#15

So, if you’re already a Nazi and then become a stripper, you’re improving yourself, right?

Uh, I’m asking for a friend…


#16

I find nothing wrong with strippers, Nazis not so much.

Also, who is that? I do think Nazi shit just ruins a nice set of tats. No lady, the hat and swastika doesn’t make you sexy, it makes you look like a an asshole.


#17

when he looks at himself naked in the mirror I guess he must complain about that darn Parker luck.


#18

No idea. Just one of the first results for Nazi stripper.


#19

Oh god, how many did you get when you looked it up? I can’t even…


#20

You are Max Mosley and I claim my free Formula 1 tickets!