What Target's graphic designers know about America that you don't

Could a lightsaber cut through a Vibranium shield?

Discuss.

No, but the mutual knockback would be impressive.

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I’m quite surprised that Elsa is taller than Vader

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Read that as “Kegel Crystals” and wtf do I know time for coffee or something.

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Oh, it’s all magical bullshit. But nerd lore is built around whose magical bullshit would win in a fight against someone else’s magical bullshit.

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“Pick your poison. We’ll take anybody’s money.”

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Anna did all the work. Where’s Anna?

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Vader is just far away…

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Yes, for a bit… but then that shit would melt on his arm… which would actually make Cap’ even more badass, what with a Vibranium coated arm and all.

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“she can just go off to a frozen place to the north of her homeland where she can live her life as she likes”

You mean Canada?

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this video is idiotic. If a light-saber was that hot a Jedi would melt before he got anywhere near the captain.

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Pretty sure that is Dark Helmet, not Vader.

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indeed. i think it succinctly says, “we have your favorite things! buy them!”

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Target’s graphic designers know that their corporate mascot would frighten people so they went with kid friendly cartoons instead.

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Something-something chilling effect.

Let go and punch Nazis?

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Hail Hydra!

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She now prefers the name Princess Photo-bomb.