What's the weirdest thing you can find on AliBaba?

Yea, but like what’s the minimum order? 'Cause I could go for a meter.

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Maybe targeted at furries?

factory sale snout of the pig big style sexy men’s banana shape penis underwear

It’s okay, officer. I only ordered depleted uranium. What’s the harm?

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You know if you order that mail order power plant, the UPS guy is just going to throw all of the giant boxes it comes in on your house and crush it…

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you win!

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Stick your stuff in a pig’s head? The target market is David Cameron.

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For all my butt wrinkle needs, I trust Alibaba

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What the hell is that?

eta: I clicked on the image and all I see are bottles of various sizes and the enomous hypodermic needle (plus more butts).

eta2: Is it botox for butts?

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Butt Botox is what I’m reading it to be

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Then I guess I did understand the visual…although I think your clue about wrinkles helped!

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https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/SpongeBob-inflatable-castle-jumper-pirate-jumping_60434929151.html

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Maybe it’s just the pictures, but I swear that’s the lowest quality anatomy model I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen a lot of 'em.

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Slice o’ ham, anyone?

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https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Custom-Handmade-Resin-Polyresin-Donald-Trump_60444560037.html

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That’s many things. Hot isn’t one of them.

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They also have this

(Scott Walker)

I did search for Obama, and Clinton. Nothing comparable.

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They look like you should be able to dial gate addresses on them.

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