Where's my starship?

So I got made a BB Captain today, along with about 800 others. Can I put it on my resumé?


That’s what I always ask about the Star Trek universe. After some fatuous speech about how the Federation has progressed beyond money and wealth, blah-blah-blah…

“Okay fine, give me a starship. You gave Scotty one, so where’s mine?”

Then watch the umm-ahhh back-peddling.


Back-pedalling if you’re lucky. Look what happened to the geezer who asked Kirk for just a loan of his starship!

Less of a problem if you assume that Star Trek Online is canon. Apparently Starfleet’s recruiting standards aren’t all that stringent.

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