[Joke I’m not funny enough to write about piece of shit getting CoViD goes here.]
… Hope a valet is safe
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Wheezy Mussolini is again Cheeto Cheezy.
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I guess that makes the farts of carriers especially deadly.
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I didn’t think that Trump had got to the point of having a Groom of the Stool yet.
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I hear garlic is good for a cold. Maybe he should…
oh…
right…
(anyone else want to chuck garlic at family-annihilator nosferatu, be my guest)
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I think Trump is more of a very groomed stool in the first place.
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Marina Hyde coined the term Wussolini, today.
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Someone referred to Trump (after his balcony appearance) as “The Great Gaspy”.
That’s about as perfect as it can be,
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Its certainly more clever than “Wheezy Mussolini”.
But maybe not as clever as other names people want to give Trump right now (that I thoroughly encourage providing in reply)
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how about Defective Airbag? it’s topical!
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Obviously I cannot compete with The Great Gaspy or Wussolini… but:
The Motorcade Motherfucker? (Will that get moderated/flagged?)
The Tin-Pot Lung?
The Man In The Iron Mas… (no, wait, that’s not at all right! But please, someone fit him for one, STAT!)
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Typo in headline. Stephen Miller is a varlet, among other things.
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The Man in the Iron Lung?
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How Roger Ebert misinterpreted that scene:
In an early scene, Nigel and David have lip rings. In a later scene, they have scars from the unsuccessful piercings.
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The Great American Allegory. They spent vast amount defending the White House with weapons only to have it besieged by a lack of education.
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I read on Twitter that Stephen Miller is running a fever. His temperature is up to 34F.
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Your theoretical 5 y/o would have been so much more competent since day one of this administration. Just leave everything they way it was (we were on a good trajectory for the most part) and build a bouncy house park and go-kart track on the South Lawn. Then appoint your teachers, doctors, and other smart adults to key cabinet positions to help where you get confused and voila!
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Speaking of which, why isn’t DeVos down with the COVID?
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So has the NYT or even the CDC actually declared the White House a COVID Hot Spot yet? Trump*** will love that.
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Mein Cough
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