Too bad that it’s not an STD. Then at least they might have some fun in the process.
3 Likes
what suckers and losers.
Sorry.
(not sorry)
SARS-CoV-2 comes down with a case of the Stephen Miller’s.
8 Likes
Well, here’s wishing a speedy recovery to Mr. Adrien Valet.
This isn’t a suprise, though. The initial transmission seems to have started in bats, and Miller is a well-known vampire.
5 Likes
I’m sure Miller’s superior genetics will carry him to a swift recovery.
5 Likes
I saw a tweet earlier that said the CDC was not being allowed to do the contact tracing on the Rose Garden event. I have no idea how much truth there is to that.
Edit:
6 Likes
For a lizard, that is really bad…
3 Likes
It’s a death cult!
2 Likes
And alas N95 underwear is in short supply.
4 Likes
My new badge (for 7 years here, gasp) is apropos, for several reasons.
1 Like
The White House—not the city of Washington, DC but just the White House itself—currently has more confirmed COVID cases than the nations of Taiwan, New Zealand and Vietnam combined.
11 Likes
C’mon, Mitch! C’mon, Mitch!
8 Likes
FWIW, The Onion, America’s finest news source shared this. 
6 Likes
Almost funny, except iron lungs ain’t funny. My family’s co-workers and neighbors had daughters surviving in iron lungs some decades ago. This ONION piece is tragi-comedy.
1 Like
By Jove, this calls for innovation. What we need is a face mask that then doubles as N95 underwear. Preferably in that order.
3 Likes
And the beat goes on…
11 Likes
He always struck me as a lich.
8 Likes
Would it prevent smoke being blown up a certain someone’s arse?
1 Like
