âCall me Fishmeal.â
Meanwhile, on another coast of Canada:
Whatâs so unusual about finding someone legless in Nova Scotia?
They called him, âBobâ, until he hit the shoreline. Then he was, âLayâ.
Little known fact, he actually bounced across the water before landing on land.
Also, his name is âSkipâ
He eventually got a job as a doorman at a local hotel. From then on, he was known to the regulars as âMattâ.
The preceding comments are exactly the sort of insightful and nuanced thoughts that demonstrate the empathic and humane character one associates with BoingBoing readers.
âComedy is tragedy plus time.â
â Buddha
Having just come from reading that thread, I salute you, sir or madam.
He dabble in conceptual stuff for a while. Hung himself on the wall and called himself âArt.â
For a short while, he repaired potholes. Went by the alias âPhil.â
Why, thank you, kind person.
QUICK - TO THE PUNMOBILE.
Some articles are just an excuse to race over and be the first to make awful obvious puns.
And I love it.
Iâm assuming he must be the last of Barrettâs Privateers.
A broken man on a Halifax pierâŚ
âAnd the main truck carried off both me legsâŚâ
Mystery solved! Good catch.
All the internets you have won today!
(In reality, it was about 85 years laterâŚwhat are the odds of two legless sailors ending up on the same coastline like that?)
Letâs see. âThe year was 1778â. Six years later (1784) he reaches Halifax âin my 23rd yearâ, i.e. 22 years old.
1863-1784=79 years, plus 22, means he was 101 when discovered on the beach.
I suspect he may have been an imposter.
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