Why are scientists drawing eyes on cows' asses?

Wasn’t something similar a plot point when Babar bettered those elephants through colonialism?

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Some ass/face combos are more effective against predators than others (and the third eye chakra can be unsettling to them, too).

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Jesus! What’s wrong with you?! Undermining the dignity of that cow’s anus that way!

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Shit stains on shit stains, all the way down . . .

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I totally respect these guys and believe it’s legitimate and has scientific merit.

That being said, I would completely understand if the fudged their results. This is the one case where it is acceptable.

That and getting snails to smoke weed.

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But how does one know for certain in any given instance whether or not one should/shouldn’t be eaten by a tiger? Is this merely an axiomatic unthinking decision? How do I know how hungry the tiger is? Or how long I might live if not eaten by the tiger? There does not seem to be much basis here for sound decision making!

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People hunt them with wire nets, y’know. Very cruel.

That’s why you always find them sold as little cubes.

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