Why do humans have the biggest butts in the animal kingdom?

Originally published at: Why do humans have the biggest butts in the animal kingdom? | Boing Boing

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I don’t know about you, but I primarily use mine for sitting.

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Apart from us being fulltime bipeds, and it being the motor for propelling us?

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“I am Gluteus Maximus, are you not entertained?!”

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We do?
What about baboons?

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Biggest, not fanciest…

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I always thought kangaroos had the biggest trunk (+ frunk!) but maybe they’re mostly thigh chonk. Clearly this demands further study.

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skipping t-rex GIF
Wonder if some extinct species would be bigger, or if excluding the mass of the tail makes a difference.

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Where’s Sir Mix A Lot when you need him?

I wouldn’t say we need him

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is this to say that my butt is proportionally larger than that of a draft horse?

does this butt make my butt look big?

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Fat-tailed sheep disagrees.

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Why you ask? Because we’re full of poo poo. Your hiney is a poop delivery machine, evolution people, evolution.

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Yep. It’s the fudge machine.

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“Do I look big in this butt?”

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You should be able to drown in a butt of sweet sweet malmsey.

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