Originally published at: Why do humans have the biggest butts in the animal kingdom? | Boing Boing
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I don’t know about you, but I primarily use mine for sitting.
Apart from us being fulltime bipeds, and it being the motor for propelling us?
“I am Gluteus Maximus, are you not entertained?!”
We do?
What about baboons?
Biggest, not fanciest…
I always thought kangaroos had the biggest trunk (+ frunk!) but maybe they’re mostly thigh chonk. Clearly this demands further study.
Wonder if some extinct species would be bigger, or if excluding the mass of the tail makes a difference.
Where’s Sir Mix A Lot when you need him?
I wouldn’t say we need him
is this to say that my butt is proportionally larger than that of a draft horse?
“does this butt make my butt look big?”
Fat-tailed sheep disagrees.
Why you ask? Because we’re full of poo poo. Your hiney is a poop delivery machine, evolution people, evolution.