Why no one is going to build a bridge between Alaska and Russia

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/05/07/why-no-one-is-going-to-build-a.html

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That’s all quitter talk my friend.

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Because unlike the Chunnel between two of Europe’s largest cities, a Bering Straight bridge/tunnel will cross some of the least useful parts of both America and Russia.

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DC to Paris, now that would be one hella road trip.

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Why stop there, Tierra del Fuego to Cape Town!

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Two words: Floating Hyperloop.

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Yup. There’s basically nobody living there.

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If some TGOP’er can figure out how to screw the US taxpayer on this project, they’ll TRY to build it, I guarantee it.

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How about

Natal, Brazil to Monrovia, Liberia

instead?

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Climate change should fix that up for us… Or possibly not depending on how the ocean currents work out.

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If you thought THIS was mind-blowing, wait’ll you see my new video about why no one’s built a 1200-foot skyscraper at the exact center of the Sahara desert – even though taller buildings already exist!!

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While more useful I think it might be too far.

Distance between Natal brazil and Monrovia Liberia.
Natal, BR: -5.7950; -35.2094
Monrovia, LR: 6.3005; -10.7969
Miles: 1878.28

Can’t do it.

There is no land road connection between North and South America.

The Darien Gap is a stretch of rain forest so swampy and pestilential that nobody has built a road through it, even today.

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Well that’s just silly. Not many people live in Tierra del Fuego.

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I hear there is an expert swamp drainer in Washington.

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I am fully in favor of sending him to this swamp.

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What about an elevated rail bridge for an improbably long self-sufficient luxury train that also doubles as a metaphor for the oppressive class system?

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Lets build a bridge there too!

Simple answer. No one wants one.

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Two more words: hell yeah!