dismiss out of hand doing anything un-lemming-like.
The analingus 'Muricans are trained in from birth, “Want a job? Eat shit and believe the taste makes it possible to see the heights.”
Also, reality TV.
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I’d vote Red Dwarf in an instant. Lister would be a smeggin’ great prezdint.
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Who would the Vice Prezdint be? Kryten? Cat? I can’t imagine Rimmer in that job.
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Well it’s brown trousers time I’m afraid.
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Kochanski?
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Talkie Toaster.
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Nobody would want to see what an actual disaster is like. There is a good reason that the blood in Tarantino films is off color and thickness. If these things were portrayed realistically, they would not be in the least bit entertaining. I find that in situations of actual horror, my mind picks out horrible little details and focuses on them. I definitely would not want to see that crap in a film.
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Cat seems perfect to me.
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Joe Biden is already Vice President. 
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Exactly. And he’s still looking nice!
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I’m not so sure about this. I hear Giant Meteor is in the pocket of the cockroach lobby. Obviously, the Extinction Level Event policy has a lot of strong points, but do we really need another candidate pandering to special interest groups?
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Yet another reason why Red Giant is the superior candidate. RG’s platform includes an ELE policy that is terminal and void of any pandering. The cockroaches hate RG.
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I’ve heard RG might have significant dark matter investments, and is also in bed with Big Gravity.
Although they’ve proven unpredictable, I’m sticking with Giant Meteor, the known, inevitable candidate we can rely on.
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I’m sticking with nuclear apocalypse. I haven’t really looked into their policies, but it’s who we’ve always voted for.
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