Why (or why not) to vote for Giant Meteor

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wait. wait. tarantino films? entertaining? he doesn’t even have the good sense to put a meteor in his films. now michael bay… :wink:

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Giant Meteor greets voters from Maine to Philadelphia:

But Giant Meteor will have to increase its outreach in other states if it doesn’t want to be dismissed as a regional protest candidate.

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Maniac mansion

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Didn’t Giant Meteor send an envoy to Russia a few years back? Seems smart to do international outreach before main campaigning.

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Oh, I’m very much in agreement with you on that: my point was not that disasters are ever actually pleasant adventures; but about disaster porn, which uses disaster for flavor but is highly sanitized and optimized for enjoy-ability; and carefully elides, ignores, or outright denies the various things that make real disasters suck.

Enthusiasm for real disaster would be deeply strange; but disaster porn is very carefully constructed to combine the appearance of a disaster with basically none of the downsides. Arguably even less accurate in its treatment of disasters than ordinary porn is in its treatment of sex.

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In the real world, The stress of combat or disaster often leads people, when the get a moment’s respite, to copulate like rabbits.

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Giant Meteor greets voters in upstate New York!

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Giant Meteor greets voters in Washington and Oregon!

I didn’t make it to this rally.

Giant Meteor is really bad about announcing its appearances in advance.

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Giant Meteor makes rare daytime campaign stops in Virginia and North Carolina:

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Having made it into the top two, Giant Meteor will now face Donald Trump in the runoff on January 20th.

See you then!

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And he is still lookin nice!

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