I still believe Giant Meteor has the proven track record of cyclical destabilization that we need today. Just look at the geological record!
All Red Circle has to offer is a half-billion year plan of incremental expansion!
#Giant Meteor, change you can believe in.
wait. wait. tarantino films? entertaining? he doesnāt even have the good sense to put a meteor in his films. now michael bayā¦ 
Giant Meteor greets voters from Maine to Philadelphia:
But Giant Meteor will have to increase its outreach in other states if it doesnāt want to be dismissed as a regional protest candidate.
Maniac mansion
Didnāt Giant Meteor send an envoy to Russia a few years back? Seems smart to do international outreach before main campaigning.
Oh, Iām very much in agreement with you on that: my point was not that disasters are ever actually pleasant adventures; but about disaster porn, which uses disaster for flavor but is highly sanitized and optimized for enjoy-ability; and carefully elides, ignores, or outright denies the various things that make real disasters suck.
Enthusiasm for real disaster would be deeply strange; but disaster porn is very carefully constructed to combine the appearance of a disaster with basically none of the downsides. Arguably even less accurate in its treatment of disasters than ordinary porn is in its treatment of sex.
In the real world, The stress of combat or disaster often leads people, when the get a momentās respite, to copulate like rabbits.
Giant Meteor greets voters in upstate New York!
Giant Meteor greets voters in Washington and Oregon!
I didnāt make it to this rally.
Giant Meteor is really bad about announcing its appearances in advance.
Giant Meteor makes rare daytime campaign stops in Virginia and North Carolina:
Having made it into the top two, Giant Meteor will now face Donald Trump in the runoff on January 20th.
See you then!
And he is still lookin nice!
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