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Jumping on to those tables did no good at all.
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- It borrowed a tuxedo.
- It was someone’s sensory assistance animal, compensating for their inability to smell truffles.
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Hog Wild Bar-B-Que.
No, that’s not the menu, it’s the program.
(I would have tried to show it the way out. Poor panicked piggy.)
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Only a good guy with a gun can stop a Wild Boar.
Ironically, this is one of those rare times you WANT someone to have a firearm!!! FREE BACON FOR ALL
No gentlemen there willing to hold up the door for the boar so it could get out?
A wild Pignite appears. Gotta catch them all.
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Surprisingly, no-one had the right tool on hand…
http://users.wpi.edu/~virtualarmory/CollectionIQP/artifact.pl?anum=597
Accession Number: 597 Region: Germany or Austria Artifact Type: Boar spear with crossbar Date: about 1600 Materials: Steel; iron; restored wood Weight: 6 lb. 12 oz. Length: O.L. 82 1/2"; heal L. 16 3/4"The crossbar prevented a charging boar from impaling itself so far up the staff of the spear that it could reach the hunter.
Just for emphasis:
Length: O.L. 82 1/2"; heal L. 16 3/4"The crossbar prevented a charging boar from impaling itself so far up the staff of the spear that it could reach the hunter.
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yes, it must have been someone’s comfort boar!
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They stabbed it with their steely knives, but they just couldn’t kill the beast.
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