Wild boar steals laptop, gets chased by a naked German man

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/08/11/wild-boar-steals-laptop-gets.html

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You sure this wasn’t Florida???
:slight_smile:

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Certain. It had a happy rear-ending.

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Wait, he isn’t USING a lap-based device in the nude is he?

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Author unknown. Social media thread.

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So funny, like something out of a John Candy movie.

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This is the biggest missed opportunity in years for applying Yakkity Sax.

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Old guys sunning in the nude is far more Bavarian than Floridian, I would say.

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Some good’uns came from this over on the Photoshop Battles subreddit.

yeah… But on the weirdness scale, it really sounds like Florida.

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You swine! German nudist chases wild boar that stole laptop

BEST HEADLINE EVAR!

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The guy must have been pretty desperate. Probably didn’t have a current backup.

Wild boars are the most dangerous animals you’re likely to encounter in a German forest, and especially the females with offspring are not to be trifled with. 150 kilograms of pure muscle and thick hide, and can they move if they want to. The wolves and bears are gradually coming back but for the time being, beware of the boars.

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Best shoop in that thread is the first:

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They applauded him because of “how focused he stayed” when retrieving his laptop? In context, “focus” doesn’t sound altogether ‘right’ to these American ears. Unless that was a comment on how – although butt-naked – unabashed he appeared when going after the boar (which I don’t believe is the case), the applause must have been for his dogged determination.

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pig-headed persistence.

Fixed that for you.

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