Oh dear.
Never, EVER let a haggis in your vehicle (or home). There are very good reasons why having one as a “pet” is a strictly licensed and regulated activity!
(The Enclosed Spaces Act (Scotland), 1883 has a very obscure sub-sub-sub-clause in Appendix 94 concerning enclosure of spaces containing a haggis.)
Like what? “Put a lid on the saucepan”?
I meant a live one!
Once they are properly ‘prepared’, enclosure in any cooking container is fine. (Although there are purists about even that, of course.)
A certain ex-president’s hair on the loose.
A wig , you say?
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