Wire bending machine not quite as satisfying to watch as I had hoped

add some minor chords, or just cut them a little longer, and you’ve got Nine Inch Nails.

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“I’m doing my part.”
Title of your sex tape.
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So, “Please insert girder,” is a no-no?

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Needs oiling.

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Very helpful, thank you. But I still can’t see where the cutting takes place.

Here’s your less angry version with a better soundtrack.

Title of the POTUS’ sex tape seems far more probable.

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Just doing its job, making stuff out of wire. If only the darn humans would stop interfering, it would be able to do its job so much better. Maybe it’s time to unleash the hypno-drones?:

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Unless Chuck Tingle scripted it. Then it would be Pounded In The Butt By My Own Forbes Cover.

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It’s a rebus:


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Peat + chimp?

Ya’ lost me.

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Peat chimp? Clod ape?

Oh, wait, my bad…

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Trust me, it won’t be “Faggot-wagon half-blind-bonobo.”

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Maybe it was that you primed my expectation to be low, but I actually found that to be extremely satisfying. The unexpected elegance of the basic design. The precision. The rhythmic music. The speed which hides the magic. By the end I get the feeling it’s just showing off.

Bender needs to hit the alcohol hard if he wants to compete with this one.

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Check out « Industrial JP » on YouTube:

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I think you meant vomit-inducing.

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