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It had to be Lopburi.
The monkeys in Lopburi (which are crab-eating macaques, btw) are already out of control: if you visit any of the monuments in the city, a custodian will often walk around with you, holding a slingshot to keep the monkeys at a safe distance. They look cute, but they can be pretty aggressive. No surprise to learn that they’ve gone full-on feral.
And they’ll steel stuff too. Bunch of felonious monks if you ask me.
I see what you did there
Do you know how little opportunity I get to use that pun.
OK, markets crashing, disease spreading, ravenous monkeys invading cities. . . I’m guessing zombies are next? Or maybe we need some nuclear meltdowns first, and maybe a sharknado or two.
Oh Beyonce. You crack me up but this is serious. Ravenous monkeys don’t have anything over the turkey invasion of Downtown Boston.
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