Iâm fairly sure that was just a very very very high human.
Police said he told them he was a âhigh elfâ battling Morgoth, an evil character in Lord of the Rings.
The High Elves battled Morgoth in the Silmarilion. You would have to be really delusional to think the High Elves battled Morgoth in the Lord of the Rings.
And . . . since weâre nit-picking, the âhigh elfâ states that he thought MAYBE he had plunged the sword through her roof. (And we all know what a reliable witness heâll be.) The driver and other witnesses only refer to elf-boy damaging the hood of her car, not the roof. Totally different matter and much more serious; that might take things into the âassault with a deadly weaponâ and âattempted murderâ territories.
This is so freakinâ METAL!
I think that this guy did the right thing. If Morgoth were going to do evil in this world, I am sure that he would assume the form of a middle-aged woman to fit in and assume a name like âSue Bales.â The teenage daughter was probably a demon in human form.
âWhen asked if he regrets what happened, Bass said, âI mean, yeah, to a certain point.ââ
To a certain point?! What a dick.
Christ what a High Elfhole.
My teenage daughter certainly is.
I donât want to know!!! I have one daughter becoming a teenager soon, and three others following her within a few years. Lalalala. I canât hear you!
IANAL, but Iâm not sure I agree. I think itâs assault either way. Pointing a sword at somebody might be more hilarious than a gun - but itâs still deadly. Dude needs to be off the street for a nice long time, with bars between him and his dealer.
Iâd hate to offer another data point here, but⌠Never mind.
Seems that this guy is very dangerous when high. But the dealer is dangerous when sober. I agree about the bars, but as for who needs to go away for a long time, Iâm usually going to say the predator, and not the prey, should be the target of penal action.
His regrets were probably not consuming more drugs.
Iâm pretty sure that * âto a certain pointâ* in this case is an euphemism for * ânot reallyâ*. You donât hold on regrets when youâre actually regretful. If youâre sorry, you regret everything, you wish it didnât happen.
Now it looks like he will attack a Toyota if he gets the chance.
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