Woman hospitalized after pet dog unloads diarrhea into her mouth while she slept

No. Sleep tight.

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Came here for this comment. Leaving satisfied (although ‘satisfied’ doesn’t feel like the right word, given the context).

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The dog is secretly a cat.

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Why did she share instead of quietly getting it taken care of? If you want to be forever internet famous for something, this ain’t it, chief.

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Right?

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And that, kids, is How I Became Not A Dog Person

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Off topic on purpose; how does Skeletor not lose an arm in this scene?

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Probably magic… :woman_shrugging:

Also… if there was ever a topic we should be off of… it’s probably this one…

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That’s certainly not going on my bucket list

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Well, there’s a story to tell at the bar about that one time you got really shit-faced. :crazy_face:

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Sorry, this one is all on Team Dog

No.

I see this must be your first day on the internet :grimacing:

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How does this deserve it’s own thread?

Should it not be in https://bbs.boingboing.net/t/unicorn-chasers-2?

Or, perhaps not.

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NOBODY! ever again. Thats the who in reference “For Whom the Bell Tolls”. Old Belle wouldn’t ever have the option to unload again because that kind of unloading is the privilege of the living and Belle wouldn’t be in that category after that stunt.

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What in the actual fuck??

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It does bring a whole new level to “fecal-oral transmission.”
(Honestly, it’s remarkably hard to gross me out. I have a t-shirt stating “You can’t scare me. I’m a pediatrician. I have seen it, smelled it, touched it and stepped in it.”)

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Wow, how rude. Couldn’t he have waited until his dad was awake?

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Ha! The end result was pretty much the same. :joy:
But I do wonder why that dog was so annoyed…or whatever was going on in its mind to do that :grimacing:

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Me too!

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ETA: I mean, sometimes Charlie my kitten has used the clothes hamper as a toilet primarily because he was born in and spent his first couple of weeks in a pile of clothing.

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