Woman pulls gun on McDonalds workers for giving her ketchup instead of jelly

I’m pretty sure the Pedoclown is a bigger threat o.O’ .

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I think the solution is obvious to everyone here: arm McDonalds workers.

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Not the first time something like this happened at a McDonalds

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Shake it, shake it, shake it.

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Well in all fairness, have you tasted the stuff Micky D’s sells as “ketchup”?

Its kinda the 1st of the 57 trial runs. Its sort of redish, if you squint, is about all that can be said for it

You have exactly the rights that the NRA and other lobbyists have decided to defend with their donations. Any other right you want to declare is on your dime.

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Is that frowned upon? I was under the impression that this was a way to express mild displeasure in your culture.

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There is never a reason to hold even one knife-point upward.
To do so in a publicity photo is just like saying: “Look at me,
whole entire world, I’m an fucking idiot.” In this case; “I’m three
fucking idiots.”

Expect he’s heard worse.

On purpose.

I prefer ketchup to jelly on bread. Especially if there’s some sausage and cheese added before toasting.

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is shin-chans ass ripped from its context still shin-chans ass?

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That there is one them eggs-is-ten-shull questions like, " If the pope shits on a bear’s ass in the woods, does that make a frog’s mustache waterproof?"

I’ll leave it for the pointy-headed, East–coast libruls to answer.

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Since no reporter mentioned the time of day of the incident, which I found bizarre, but since it didn’t necessarily look like early morning I am going to assume she wanted it for her Big Mac.

“2 Beef Patties, Special Sauce and Jelly” isn’t a bad jingle.

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Well, to be fair, he’d be stabbing himself if he held them points-down in that pose.

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I’m OK with that.

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This gif made my day, thanks for posting it. My dad looked a LOT like Rodney Dangerfield and seeing this brought a smile to my face. My dad played-up on the resemblance by always wearing a red tie when he and my mom attended formal functions like weddings, etc. Dad died 18 years ago but things like this bring back fond memories.

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:hearts:

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