Woman Texas politician proposes rectal exams, fines, mandatory literature and masturbation ban for men

[teknocholer]

@Czanne

They’re pretty damn silent,
pretty damn painless,
and if they spread,
you are pretty damn dead.

Curse the new 30-day rule that closed this thread!

Accidental (or Incidental) BBS Poetry

A thread for poetry that emerges from the comments on the BBS. Not a place for direct song parodies, movie dialog parodies, or intentional, specific poem parodies, but rather honest to goodness comments that just happen to strike your poem sense. String multiple comments together from multiple users if the sum is greater than the parts… Bonus points (Whose Line disclaimer…) if you can name the poet their comment evoked for you. And if people start “cheating” and writing their comments poetica…

I’m not sure if this is accidental or incidental, but either way, masterfully done.