Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/09/16/woman-who-had-dramatic-dream-o.html
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Reminds me of the time I dreamt I was eating my pillow, and when I woke up my giant marshmallow was gone.
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Somnhexoctahedravorous: the condition of eating diamonds in the night.
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There’s no shame in eating them. I’m out and proud - I do my diamond munching in the open and in the daylight! 
ETA - and the article mysteriously avoids explaining how Bobby came to have the ring, to give back to her, when it was in her guts last time it was mentioned.
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Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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If this guy thinks this episode is the weirdest story he’s going to have in his marriage he is sadly mistaken. Run while you can!
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I dunno, she seems cool headed and resourceful to me, if perhaps a watcher of too many heist movies. In the right profession, a wife like that would be very valuable!
Maybe get her a candy ring instead though.
There was an old man from Peru,
Who dreamt he was swallowing glue.
He awoke in the night,
in a terrible fright,
And found to his grief, it was true!
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It was found in her intestine? That sounds like a Shitty thing to do to a 2.4 carat ring…
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Evans said her fiancé returned the ring to her on Thursday.
Now, whenever she hears the sound of a sharp “tink”, she will think of Wednesday.
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