Does he consider “Yosemite Sam” to be a gender? Because that’s all I’m getting from this cosplay.
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It’s not a good state of affairs when my immediate reaction to more than half of the news articles from any R-controlled area of the US is the same reaction as I have to more than half of the posts on r/AmITheAsshole — to wit, “WTF is wrong with these people??”
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Any rules against cosplaying as a cowboy? Maybe sometime could complain that wearing the hat without the rest of the full gelup is somehow ‘feminine’.
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I’d like to put in a plug for “genitalist” and “genitalism” as in,”Greg Abbot is confirmed genitalist,” and “The governor maintains a keen watch on hard genitalism at all times.”
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You’d think his time would be better spent dealing with Texas agricultural issues that don’t involve the crotches of his employees.
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I see what you did there.
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I’d suggest dressing up like a tom of finland pinup (undeniably manly!), but I’m sure that would violate some other statute
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Blackadder knew how to do that.
Just be careful when you go to work after a night out though.
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The Party of Small Government strikes again!
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Malicious compliance
Anyone tries to enforce anything like this on me will guarantee that I look like Bonnie Prince Charlie on the next work day
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Next day, everybody shows up naked.
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https://millerfortexas.com/about/
Since taking office as Agriculture Commissioner, Commissioner Miller has brought real, common sense reform to TDA. Within six months in office, he eliminated a two-and-a-half-year backlog in organic certifications.
Well, shit. I wonder how he did that. Another research project I don’t have time for. Ugh.
He’s running for office.
He’s in Texas.
He’s got skeletons in his closet.
He’s fixin’ t’ deflect, deny, the whole DARVO deal.
Oh lookit:
I reckon he believes throwin’ red meat at his base is likely to throw dogs off the scent.
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Not the banana hammock I was expecting in the thread…
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