World Health Organizations: Stop attacking monkeys. It won't stop monkeypox.

Originally published at: World Health Organizations: Stop attacking monkeys. It won't stop monkeypox. | Boing Boing

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Oh no, not this stupidity again…

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Also stop beating up short-statured people, they aren’t responsible for smallpox.

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We really need a better standardized naming convention for diseases.

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So monkeys are getting viciously attacked because of ‘monkeypox’.

Hmmm. :thinking:

Can we have a competition to name the next new virus to emerge?

I’d pay quite a lot for ‘trusspox’. I’d settle for ‘torypox’.

But I expect I’d get beaten by the votes for ‘trumppox’ or ‘goppox’/‘magapox’.

Maybe it can be given a different name in each country? ‘Putinpox’ anyone?

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Maybe we could name a pox after prominent talking heads and spokespeople from right-wing media channels. Because nothing would be funnier than seeing Tucker Carlson get beaten up on suspicion of spreading the foxspoxpox.

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Stop attacking humans. It won’t stop poverty.

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