Originally published at: World Health Organizations: Stop attacking monkeys. It won't stop monkeypox. | Boing Boing
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Oh no, not this stupidity again…
Also stop beating up short-statured people, they aren’t responsible for smallpox.
We really need a better standardized naming convention for diseases.
So monkeys are getting viciously attacked because of ‘monkeypox’.
Hmmm.
Can we have a competition to name the next new virus to emerge?
I’d pay quite a lot for ‘trusspox’. I’d settle for ‘torypox’.
But I expect I’d get beaten by the votes for ‘trumppox’ or ‘goppox’/‘magapox’.
Maybe it can be given a different name in each country? ‘Putinpox’ anyone?
Maybe we could name a pox after prominent talking heads and spokespeople from right-wing media channels. Because nothing would be funnier than seeing Tucker Carlson get beaten up on suspicion of spreading the foxspoxpox.
Stop attacking humans. It won’t stop poverty.
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