I mean… still… they don’t need suggestions, satirical or not.
Having the old leaders cling to life like liches while the young are sent to die in their war is definitely going to fix their demographic and quality of life problems. But have they tried directly taking their blood, like American oligarchs?
Santa Claus: “What the fuck is this bullshit?”
Kinda impressed that russian spies managed to throw it out the window
Mikhail Kovalchuk, who’s obsessed with immortality and the ‘Russian genome,’
Best celebrity feud ever
The ban on cricket has come to symbolise the deep-seated tensions that are flaring up in Monfalcone.
The town has an ethnic make-up unique in Italy: of a population of just over 30,000, nearly a third are foreigners. Most of them are Bangladeshi Muslims who began to arrive in the late 1990s to build giant cruise-ships.
As a consequence the cultural essence of Monfalcone is in danger, according to mayor Anna Maria Cisint, who belongs to the far-right League party.
She swept to power on the back of anti-immigration sentiment - and has gone on a mission to “protect” her town and defend Christian values.
Wait till Andy Saltzman hears about this!
The UK government’s wargaming body invited a tabletop gaming youtuber to visit their headquarters and an international wargame conference. It’s a bit of an long watch going on for an hour but this guy talks about some interesting stuff about this field touching on geopolitics and logistics.
I know it’s UK only but just a reminder to not expect charities to do what your tax should and to actively distrust charities. Bunch of thieving gits. You want to give to charity? Go local. One you can see the work of.
https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-024-02898-1
Brazil’s ban on X: how scientists are coping with the cutoff
Some are pivoting to alternative social-media platforms and scrambling to rebuild their networks.