No money for rescue!
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I’m not cool enough…
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Spent it on eagles.
Too cool for skool.
You only live once.
Here is your crown…
JROTC USMC 9/11 RIP
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Santa touched me here.
Why wasn’t it me?
Belgium Belgium Belgium Belgium.
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Forgot my daughter’s face.
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Now I’m sad. Sorry.
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There…are…five…lights.
As…you…wish… *dies*
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Then came… a messiah.
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Not quite sad enough. 
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The die is cast.
China divests US currency.
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The sleeper has awakened.
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“Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!”
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One for the road?
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I find Cthulhu sexy.
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The shoggoths have mutated.
Franz Ferdinand is dead.
Where is my bike?
Her phone was hacked.
Toy Story: Judgement Day
Sean Bean and taxes.
A routine traffic stop.
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