Write the saddest story you can using only 4 words

No hot tea available.

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I tried my hardest.

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The tornado swerved decisively.

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Passenger pigeon family reunion

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Proper tea is theft.

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as it ever was

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Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich, Malkovich

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almost entirely unlike tea

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…once in a lifetime…

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not my beautiful wife

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There was water underground.

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“…your backyard. Not mine”

Surprise! I’m still alive!

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The hypernova sterilized Everything.

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Aren’t we all @OtherMichael?

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Argh, sorry–something weird happened with my “reply” button. Didn’t mean to have this appear inside this subthread. I’ve got a really laggy web connection at the moment.

I learned I’m @OtherMichael.

Cephalopods have kidnapped @japhroaig.

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America’s last president, Trump.

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purple drank all drank.

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