Selling Depends, Never Used.
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They said sad. Not hilarious and fitting.
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The doggie says āEdā¦wardā.
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Oofā¦ Hits real close to home for me right now. Youāre my personal winner on the thread for saddest.
- I couldnāt say goodbye.
- Gone before I knew.
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My cancerās back, mom.
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Virgin dead at 112.
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Clinton wins Democratic nomination
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It happens to everyone.
Actually, itās very rare.
And then, she left.
The train pulled away.
My effort was unsuccessful.
We tried very hard.
We were all wrong.
There is a chance.
If only Iād known.
You should sit down.
Thank you, but no.
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Oops, forgotten safe word.
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She got raped, again.
War. War never changes.
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Science is now illegal.
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NO. Science Is Supreme.
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USA adopts biblical law.
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This never happens, honest!
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Son, hold my beerā¦
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My sonās a PUA?
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Earl Grey Tea. Cold.
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- Whistleblower was permanently exiled.
- Whistleblower also died mysteriously.
- Iām not your father.
- Forgotten in solitary confinement.
- A detail easily overlooked.
- Constructed using lowest bids.
- Easily manipulates most people.
- Lawlessness at the top.
- Found my secret stash.
- Drowned trying to emigrate.
- Raped trying to escape.
((sheesh is this sort of exercise really a good idea in the dark cold of February, at least here in North America? is there a thread somewhere challenging us all to write the nicest, happiest, most interesting, most intriguing, most bizarre story using only 4 words? this here feels like the wrong kind of rabbit hole, possibly in any weather or seasonā¦))
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