Write the saddest story you can using only 4 words

boing
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Like tears…in…rain.

Humans never left Earth.

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There’s no know cure.

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I’m President Trump’s hairstylist.

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Protesting government, forgot snacks.

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I miss my wife.

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But she was delicious.

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But there’s more bullets.

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That’s what Eric said. :frowning:

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That reminds me:

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  • He never spoke out
  • She died an illiterate
  • Never even said sorry
  • Hadn’t read Terry Pratchett
  • Took the red pill
  • Took the blue pill
  • 350 parts per million
  • Death of our biosphere
  • I couldn’t stop them
  • Ignoring omens, they continued
  • I wasn’t good enough
  • Climate changed, billions died
  • They feigned complete ignorance
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I can imagine a lot of suicide notes that are only four words.

But who really cares.

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Didn’t I write that?

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You left a note?

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Apple, Gamergate, Gun thread.

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I suppose I did.

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Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.

Can’t they see they’re hurting their own kind? :cry:

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You even failed suicide.

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Suicide isn’t pleasant enough.

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Life isn’t pleasant, ever.

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Wait, Bambi’s mom what?

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