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It’s mildly amusing to pick out random selections as new words. He is such a Gytmon! What a Carreny! Everytime he speaks, all I hear is Yarroga!

Also, eighth column almost, but not quite, spells “Cogent”.


I thought I had a gem with ‘Cocktrumpet’. (So did one other person, apparently.)
Then I saw ‘Egotesticle’.
I concede.


I found “Gandhi”, like right off the bat.


Rrfnrnrrgg? I know that feel bro.

Though are you sure you didn’t just post the notes for Trump’s next speech?


I found the word “sacular”. That’s a good description of Herr Drumpf, yes?


I’m on mobile and should be sleeping but I got as far as this four word description: “pompous lost Hitler kid” Nice :slight_smile:


Here’s my 13:



Well that was quick.

Lets see how many names we can find that would be plausible in LOTR


I can’t find MEGALOMANIAC.


It’s there, just way down the list. Last I checked, it had three submissions. Either that or it’s a misspeling.


At first glance I saw only one word, and I thought that was the joke.


idiot, arrogant, orange, buffoon, dangerous, bully, pompous, narcissist, Hitler, scary, racist, jerk, clown

Lost, kid, clay, log are all in there for free…




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I also tried to squeeze in “Ass” (which can mean “donkey” and should thus be permissible)

… but you got “CUL” for free! Check with your nearest French-speaker.

also nert, scut, and Onan, which we could take to imply either he’s a jack-off or, to quote the Scots, a “cum-splat”.


Well, they do have “nomty”, which is, I suppose, a misspelling of “numpty”…




“I chose the most fitting 13 out of the 21 most-submitted Trump descriptions”