I have at various times in this forum called him:
That fatuous jack-o-lantern.
Orangeface “Let’s make a better deal” McGarfieldPubes
Other names I have called him elsewhere include:
The Combover Comet
That Small-Fisted Mussolini
Please contribute your own.
That guy who played a businessman in Home Alone 2.
Donut Truck (from an actual miscommunication in conversation)
One of my faves from
The orangutan. Cos he ain’t a chimp.
Petyr “Littlefingers” Bail-out
Oompa-Loompa Trumpity Dumbass
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A nice one from the “Rigged!” thread.
@M_M has a glorious rant in the lounge, including such gems as tangerine cockwomble, Wotsit-faced fucknugget, and my personal favourite, microdactylic maggot.
“Balkan Donkey Cheese” might work.
“weapons-grade plum” (along with about half of Scots vocabulary, “plum” = “testicle”)
“evil version of the trash heap on Fraggle Rock”
“dehydrated Oompa Loompa”
“dime store merkin”
Yeah, that slash of poetry is going to be hard to beat.
Hey, wouldn’t it be nice to hear David Tennant reciting some of those?
All the names you’d ever need, in one handy browser extension:
Crime Clown. h/t
@Brainspore on the Suicide Squad petition thread about The Joker but it fits you-know-who also.
The Radioactive Orange Glowing Teeny-fingered Button Pusher.
ETA: Due credit to Mike Monahan’s metaphorically accurate portrait of Trump:
For reference, here are the lists that that extension is based off of:
Writing about Donald Trump is a thankless task, made only faintly bearable by coming up with new ways to describe him. Below, an exhaustive list of every phrase this website came up with to talk about Trump in 2015.
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And let’s not forget Randall Munroe’s generalized solution, the
XKCD Substitutions Chrome extension.