He Has A Name You Know


#1

I have at various times in this forum called him:

A Circus Peanut.
That fatuous jack-o-lantern.
Orangeface “Let’s make a better deal” McGarfieldPubes

Other names I have called him elsewhere include:
The Combover Comet
That Small-Fisted Mussolini

Please contribute your own.


What name do you use for Herr Drumpf?
#2

That guy who played a businessman in Home Alone 2.


#3

Donut Truck (from an actual miscommunication in conversation)


#4

One of my faves from @beschizza.


#5

The orangutan. Cos he ain’t a chimp.


#6

Dumptruck.


#7

Petyr “Littlefingers” Bail-out
Drumpfet
Orange Whined
Oompa-Loompa Trumpity Dumbass
Con Hair


#8


#9

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fatuous jack-o-lantern[/quote]

A nice one from the “Rigged!” thread.


#10

@M_M has a glorious rant in the lounge, including such gems as tangerine cockwomble, Wotsit-faced fucknugget, and my personal favourite, microdactylic maggot.


#11

“Balkan Donkey Cheese” might work.


#12

“weapons-grade plum” (along with about half of Scots vocabulary, “plum” = “testicle”)
“toupéd fucktrumpet”
“evil version of the trash heap on Fraggle Rock”
“dehydrated Oompa Loompa”
“dime store merkin”


#13

Yeah, that slash of poetry is going to be hard to beat.


#14

Hey, wouldn’t it be nice to hear David Tennant reciting some of those?


#15

All the names you’d ever need, in one handy browser extension:


#16

Crime Clown. h/t @Brainspore on the Suicide Squad petition thread about The Joker but it fits you-know-who also.


#17

The Radioactive Orange Glowing Teeny-fingered Button Pusher.


#18

Brainless Maw

ETA: Due credit to Mike Monahan’s metaphorically accurate portrait of Trump:


#19

For reference, here are the lists that that extension is based off of:


#20

And let’s not forget Randall Munroe’s generalized solution, the XKCD Substitutions Chrome extension.