How about:
Super-callous, fragile, racist, execrable doofus,
That is a thing of beauty!
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Another one: Personified Great Filter (the Greatest).
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Cheeto Jesus!
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Captain Creamsicle
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Mango Mussolini.
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Again, I can’t take credit for that one; I heard it on the Nightly Show and thought the alliteration was apt.
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How about Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho?
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Skimming trough this I’m reminded of two things:
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A Clown Made Of Mummified Foreskin And Cotton Candy. (src)
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Black Mirror S1E1 (I just am, even tho it’s a direct stab at Cameron - I pretend it’s Trump.) it’s on NF if you haven’t seen it
…I also wonder if these nutters at the rallies will be painting themselves orange for halloween - like for a sports team?
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Gaping Sunset
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Bad for Business
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A certain politician
Is utterly the pits
His ego’s so humongous that his hairpiece barely fits
He bankrupts his casinos
And thinks he’s quite the man
He’s nothing but a jackass in a fancy orange tan
A jackass in a tan
A jackass in a tan
He’s nothing but a jackass in a tan.
There’s all the hate and posture?
His words, though, not so great.
And all his big tall buildings?
Yeah, to overcompensate.
The bragging and the swagger?
Yeah, really not a fan.
He’s quite the —
Major dillweed?
— In a fancy orange tan.
A dillweed in a tan
There’s nothing lamer than
A condescending dillweed in a tan.
And who does all the planning?
And who does all the work?
Who gets no vacation?
Not one pay raise, not one perk.
Whose third-rate insurance comes without a dental plan?
Your average Trump Employee…
Not the meathead in the tan
A jerkface in a tan
There’s nothing sadder than
An overbearing, chauvinistic,
Self-indulgent, egotistic,
Stubborn, prissy, narcissistic
Jackass in a tan!
It’s really sad how little of that I had to change
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Courtesy @Melizmatic:
tangerine-colored king of the trolls
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The little orange 'un who couldn’t.
Deplore-ass Umbrage
Short-flippered fail whale
The alt-right’s May-November romance.
…Okay, I feel better now.
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You nailed it.
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Concise and accurate. I like it.
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Rococo Hitler
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Not mine, but it belongs here.
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