Write the saddest story you can using only 4 words

[renke]

Suspect submerged. No witch.

[daneel]

Vice President Michele Bachmann.

[Felton]

[SteampunkBanana]

Phone on? Surveillance consented!

[daneel]

Two girls, one cup.

[anon63581570]

They Live. We Sleep.

[Brainspore]

SEND MORE TINY CASKETS.

[anon34812172]

Dude, OtherMichael IS Cowicide.

[onemanmob]

You must stay late.

[Brainspore]

Survived accident, wish otherwise.

[onemanmob]

I’m going to have to read that story. Just looked up a plot summary. As a 3D scan technician I don’t “cranch” but I do crunch.

[anon73629133]

Flint was no accident.

[peregrinus_bis]

French people lose accents.

[nemomen]

What if Cowicide was OtherMichael and Antinous…

[dave_b]

The genocide came early
A sniper watches you
baboon ate the kitten
All life will end
I’m out of solutions

[anon34812172]

Cowicide, OtherMichael, Antinous: SAME.

[Ratel]

[OtherMichael]

I’ll form the head.

[onemanmob]

[navarro]

joy.

terror.

rescue.

death.