Write the saddest story you can using only 4 words

boing
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I can’t go on.

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82

Glances.
Kisses.
Euphoria.
Aneurysm.

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83

Some Lunchbox Sandwich Spread?

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84

No Coke, want Pepsi?

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85

Gave what I couldn’t.

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86

You should sit down.
I have bad news.
Daddy’s gone. Mommy too.
We recovered her torso.
It’s clogged with bodies.

The cake’s a lie.

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Are you my mummy?

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88

It’s over. I’m leaving.

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89

Get my belt, son.
Daddy no, it hurts.
Scream and you die.

Sorry, that got heavy. I’m going to take a break from this.

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90

There is no spoon.

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91

Scanners Live in Vain.

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92

I understood that reference.

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The internet is broken.

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The dog from Futurama.

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She’s my inflatable girlfriend.

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You’re allergic to pudding.

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Became a BBS regular.

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98

I’m Rand Paul’s hairstylist.

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99

Dog. Boy. Car. Dog.

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100

Here’s another:

President Hillary Rodham Sanders.

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