That’s not a shower.
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This yellow snow’s delicious!
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In the original Klingon.
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They drank the Kool-aid.
We did as well.
What can we say?
Intellectual laziness conquers everything.
Why not commit suicide?
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Would anyone even notice?
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It was his heart.
the oxygen machine failed
She says we talked
(I am a little scared at how easy these are)
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I know, right? I’ve tossed out at least half a dozen good ones for being merely three words. For example:
“Home becomes catacomb.” ~ from The Fall of the House of Usher by Edger Allen Poe
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Blue screen of death.
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Shotgun was facing backwards
it’s never happened before
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Dog. Boy. Car. Boy.
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Hold beer, watch this.
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White laundry, red sock.
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Two girls, one cup.
(Yes, I went there.)
ETA: Wow, that was like two stories in one. Completely unintentional.
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Posted before reading comments.
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Tried search, didn’t work.
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that is an amazing amazing amazing piece of not fiction.
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Wife still alive. Damn.
My hitman had ethics?
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