Write the saddest story you can using only 4 words

Hitman seemed rather inexpensive…

Assassins have coupons? Great!

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Posthumous fame… thanks, meteorite.

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time to play dodgeball!

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Can someone explain the @CapoFrankLucas one?

GET THE BOINGBOING NEWSLETTER

 

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Nigel Farage drinking Buckfast

gets me every time

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Cosby bought this round.

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Bring Your Own Device

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He’d been battling depression.

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Tombstone read “Returned unopened.”

the only sadness there is how gross you’re being.

No sense of humor.

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