We need to do this more with people. Like, uncle Fred in Arkansas is dying, so we sell him to Bill across the street who looks the same and change Fred’s name to Verna. Fred’s wife Maude goes along with the deal, and switches places with Bill’s wife Nan, who then becomes Bill’s sister, Virginia. Fred’s two kids, Dirk and Bobby, are out. Bill, Verna, Maude and Virginia restructure, and buy a new house in Glendale, and change their last name from Stevens to Tanaka.